This is MY Rockfarm
She also mentioned someone named Sue! Does that mean anything to you mate?
Anonymous

Clyde looked back briefly to receive a branch to his face. He flipped, and slammed his back on a protruding root. A curse and scream of anguish left him rolling in pain as he tried to clutch both his face an back as he tumbled in piles of dead leaves. 

She said she wanted to see you about a Pinkamena!
Anonymous

A gasp and cold shock ran through his chest as he pushed on through the woods. Dodging tree limbs for the sake of life, he ran.

Sir, I know you're kinda petrified in fear of some really awesome writers and a clown at the moment, but you really should think about the future of your business! You're a very important supplier of rocks, and it would be a shame if you fell under.
Anonymous

The logic of the anons words crashed headfirst into the solid fear running amok in Clyde’s mind. The match-up was simple and blind fright overcame any other sense as he decided, for one final time, to leave the farm behind.

if i was a hallucination then how come we know about it?
Anonymous

“Because! Eh!” He tossed the axe at the source of sound and blasted through door. Splinters and wood shards stabbed themselves into his skin as he found himself running, yet again.

How could I shake hands with a hallucination. And the crack of that leather belt was pretty real too.
Anonymous

“I know you things! Cooking up trouble for decent folk! Messing with people’s lives! Leave me alone! Celestia help me, I’ve done nothing wrong!”

With the bulk of your workforce gone, have you considered outsourcing?
Anonymous

“I’m busy worrying with something!” He fumed as he swung his axe out to strike whatever.

Then who was that old woman that I directed your way that called you "Her no good son"?
Anonymous

“Hallucination!” he barked up. “Too much … gas in the dirt! There are caves underground with fumes or something!” Struggling with an explanation, his mind rushed itself to justify what he had once seen.

How can you say that when she's chasing after you. with THE BELT
Anonymous

“I saw them toss her goddamn bones into that hole in the ground! She’s dead and I know it!” He shivered at the mentioning of the belt as he huddled closer to the corner.

You know your mother's coming for you right?
Anonymous

“The hag’s dead!” He insisted. “Dead and never coming back! Get away from me! I’m poor!”

LOCK YOUR DOORS. BOLT YOUR WINDOWS. IT WILL DO NOTHING TO STOP THAT GROUP OF TEENAGE WRITERS AND ONE SADISTIC CLOWN. They have the plans drawn up and everything, the only thing they still haven't decided on is whether or not Blinkie's going down with you.
Anonymous

He started swinging his axe frantically as his eyes zoomed around the room. “I’m just a poor farmer! Leave me alone!”